Friday, September 3, 2010

My Lover's Resume'

Summary of Qualifications:

Proven Track Record of Responsibility.

Fun to hang out with.

Don’t have fleas.

I like things that you like.

Who wouldn’t hire me?

I also think your daughter is beautiful.

C’MAAWWWNN!!

Peek a boo!

I have dirt against you. So I would, if I were you.

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